How to Avoid Parking Tickets on Campus
UM is a great place to go to school. If you don’t have a car. In my years at the U I have racked up close to $1,000 in parking tickets which perhaps makes you wonder why I’m the guy telling you how to avoid tickets? Because after all of the fines and violation notices I have finally managed to perfect my anti-parking-ticket system. First of all there are no guarantees but with only about a month left in the fall semester, I have gone the entire time without a parking pass or a ticket. So here are the basics to my ticket avoidance strategy.
Former Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky has been charged with 40 different counts of sexually assaulting minors, involving 8 different boys over 13 years. An assistant coach, Mike McQueary even witnessed Sandusky sodomizing an 11 year old boy in the shower. And its not like the two were roommates, this happened on campus. McQueary, an apparent man-child, decided the best course of action was to tell his daddy. Who then told Joe Paterno, the de facto ‘king’ of State College, PA. Any logical person could assume that at this point Sandusky was done for and justice would be sought.
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