A soundtrack straight from the bowels of hell (aka Macy’s Christmas playlist)
10. Frosty the snowman
9. Santa baby (aka the slut song)
8. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus (the aforementioned slut’s daughter’s song)
7. Feliz Navidad (the one Spanish song played all year in a South Florida business…how do they make money?)
6. It’s the most wonderful time of the year (for you)
5. Baby, it’s cold outside (In Florida, that amounts to 65 degrees. I think she’ll live.)
4. Christmastime is here
(Can I listen to 8 hours of this instead?)
3. Do they know it’s Christmas? (No, I don’t think they got the memo yet. Pump out another 20 songs.)
2. Have yourself a merry little Christmas
1. Let me die, let me die, let me die
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